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fun thinks it's odd that people justify deer heads on their walls by saying they're beautiful animals. Hmmm.... I think my girl friend is beautiful.

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Status User If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

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Status User is sleeping 7 days, to see if evolution can happen

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Status User I never forget a face, but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception

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cazpa What does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?

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Status Shuffle ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ Lets fly away, lets fly, lets fly ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈

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cazpa Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there was never a cloud that the sun couldnt shine through.

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dude come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

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Status User thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

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cazpa Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ar

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