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cazpa Don't Worry, It Only Seems Kinky the First Time

Billy Crystal Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

cazpa I have had 10 lovers; how many have you had?

cazpa Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

cazpa I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

kidd out like a boner in sweat pants

bah its very hard to play with myself while being on this thing

Status User walkers are adding a new flavour crips to thier range...semen flavour... they will be marked as deit crisps as 97.8percant of women spit them back out.....

Kimberly went to a nymphomaniac support group, and i ended up sleeping with the counselor.

DeliciousDave I got an idea how about instead of doing 69 we do a 68 it's where you do me and I owe you one

cazpa I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

dude come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

dude will wine and dine his hands for Valentine's Day...a small token of appreciation for just how faithful they've been over the years.

cazpa Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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