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Facebook Application It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

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Facebook Application It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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cazpa Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

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cazpa Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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cazpa loves deadlines. especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

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cazpa Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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cazpa If ASDA is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

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cazpa Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

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Ehrlich The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts

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cazpa Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house

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cazpa There's no future in time travel.

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cazpa How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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cazpa If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

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