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Facebook Application It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Facebook Application It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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cazpa Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

cazpa Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

cazpa loves deadlines. especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

cazpa Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

cazpa If ASDA is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

cazpa Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ehrlich The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts

cazpa Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house

cazpa There's no future in time travel.

cazpa How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

cazpa If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?