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Cazpa says "Well aren't we all just a ray of fucking sunshine?"

Status User is wondering what 2morrow brings...

Chris You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine

Cazpa if you were my homework .. id do you everynight

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Status User HELP.I'm at the local police station,I've been caught drink driving. Urine sample was positive, so i stole the sample.Now i'm being charged for taking the piss!

Status User says Whats Done is Done But What Hasn't Been Done..Bring It On!!

Jos ...is there anything more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking?

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